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DIXI-Servers Bulgaria 2020-08-19T20:46:15+03:00 https://dixiklo-servers.com:80/forum/app.php/feed/topic/241 2020-08-19T20:46:15+03:00 2020-08-19T20:46:15+03:00 https://dixiklo-servers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=241&p=2892#p2892 <![CDATA[Re: Вицове]]>

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2020-08-13T15:55:24+03:00 2020-08-13T15:55:24+03:00 https://dixiklo-servers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=241&p=2763#p2763 <![CDATA[Re: Вицове]]>
- Тонка, кажи ми няколко съгласни.
- Таня, Ваня, Викито и Ивс ...ако е пияна ;)
Приемам го за друга Ивс :lol:
Приемай го, ама не е друга ;)

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2020-08-07T14:31:08+03:00 2020-08-07T14:31:08+03:00 https://dixiklo-servers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=241&p=2673#p2673 <![CDATA[Re: Вицове]]>
- Тонка, кажи ми няколко съгласни.
- Таня, Ваня, Викито и Ивс ...ако е пияна ;)
Приемам го за друга Ивс :lol:

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2020-07-23T15:55:59+03:00 2020-07-23T15:55:43+03:00 https://dixiklo-servers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=241&p=2227#p2227 <![CDATA[Re: Вицове]]> - Таня, Ваня, Викито и Ивс ...ако е пияна ;)

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2020-07-09T11:11:13+03:00 2020-07-09T11:11:13+03:00 https://dixiklo-servers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=241&p=1818#p1818 <![CDATA[Re: Вицове]]> - Тука пише \"брой места - 4+1\", а вие сте 16 човека...
- Ти к`во, да не си неграмотен? Я виж по-надолу пише 4x4

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2020-07-09T11:05:05+03:00 2020-07-09T11:05:05+03:00 https://dixiklo-servers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=241&p=1816#p1816 <![CDATA[Re: Вицове]]>

- Знаеш ли каква е разликата между тоалетната чиния и Азис?
- Не, каква е ?
- Цената!

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2020-06-25T22:32:17+03:00 2020-06-25T22:32:17+03:00 https://dixiklo-servers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=241&p=1538#p1538 <![CDATA[Re: Вицове]]> - Дъвча дъвка.
- Това не пречи да носите маската!
- А как ще правя балончета с маска!??!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:

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2020-05-10T09:35:51+03:00 2020-05-10T09:35:51+03:00 https://dixiklo-servers.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=241&p=797#p797 <![CDATA[Вицове]]> Мъж седи в кенефа със запек. Жена му минава и гаси лампатта без да знае, че е вътре. От кенефа се чува:
- Аъъъъууууооооооиииииии!
Тя святка и вика:
- Какво стана бе?
- Охххх... помислих че са ми изхвръкнали очите!

Блондинка току що е родила близнаци. Седи на леглото и плаче. Идва сестрата:
- Защо плачеш, мила?
- Какво да кажа на съпруга си? От кого е второто дете?
Катаджия спира кола и вътре какво да види, класната му от гимназията.
Тогава полицаят оставя фишовете с глобите и изважда лист и химикал и казва:
- Госпожо Тошева, до утре да сте ми написали ей тук сто пъти "Аз повече няма да превишавам скоростта".
Един полицай спира пиян човек и му казва:
- Дай си трите имена!
- Господин полицай, ако си дам имената после как ше се казвам?

Statistics: Posted by Dixiklo. — Sun May 10, 2020 9:35 am


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